Tomorrow I will be more stringent with my 3 criterias.
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"This is what we'll do if you don't allow us to go to Mars," said NASA while doing an experiment on mice levitation.
Honey,
I was planning to tell a story about a fictitious character named Puteri Els. But then you are not used to my weird sense of humor. I might rubbed you the wrong way.
So here I present you the story of Princess Sarah, a beautiful but unreal princess. This story is purely fictitious and has no relation to those who are dead or alive LOL. Names and events in this story are merely coincidental.
Once upon a time, there was this unreal but beautiful princess named Sarah. She lived in a kingdom high above the clouds.
Everyday Princess Sarah will venture into the woods next to her huge palace looking for toads. Unknowing to the king, Sarah believed that if she kissed the right toad, it will become a handsome prince and they will fall in love and live happily ever after.
And so everyday Princess Sarah went to the woods to look for toads. Everytime she came across a toad, she will catch it and with heart full of hope kissed the toad. Well, all the toads she kissed were ordinary toads. None of them turned into a handsome prince.
Then, one fine day, a traveler dropped by her palace. He had been traveling for a long time and he had seen many places.
"Grant me some food and I will grant you anything that you desire," said the weary traveler.
So Princess Sarah made him a bowl of Korean Ramen and served it with some leftover Kyochon Chicken Wings.
"You are too kind my fair lady," said the traveler.
"Tell me o kind sir, is it true that you can grant me anything that I desire?" Said Princess Sarah impatiently.
"It is true sweet damsel, for I am really a wizard in disguise," said the traveler.
"Then tell me where can I find a toad that can turn into a prince?"
The traveler suddenly stopped eating and stared blankly at her.
"That is a very odd request," said the traveler. "Are you sure you don't want anything else?" He queried.
Princess Sarah was so determined that she was almost in tears.
"Oh kind sir, please tell me where I can this toad, I had been searching for one my entire life," said Princess Sarah
"Very well, if you insist... What you need to do is follow the path towards the east. Keep on walking until you come to[the]the point where east meets west. There will be a tiny pond where the water is the color of the sun. There you will find a poisonous toad with only 3 limbs.
"How am I supposed to kiss it if the toad is poisonous and what good is a prince who is a cripple?" said Princess Sarah sadly.
"Ah, my child. This toad happened to be an enchanted toad. Only a person with a heart of gold can overcome the poison that it contained," said the traveler.
Soon after the traveler bid farewell and departed.
Princess Sarah was dumbfounded. She doesn't know what to do. At the same time this was her wish came true.
After some thinking, she decided to proceed with her quest.
The next day, while everybody was sleeping, she began with her journey towards the east. Days become weeks and weeks become months. Finally she reached the said place.
There everything was barren. Beside a wide open space and rows upon rows of boulders there was nothing.
In between the boulders there was this pond, crimson in color due to the property of the sand containing it.
After looking for a while, she found sitting on one of the rock was the 3 limbs toad. It was not much of a sight. The toad could be easily passed as a rock at a first glance.
At first Princess Sarah was doubtful if this was her destiny but at the same time she had set her heart to find her prince charming. Without much hesitation Princess Sarah slowly kissed the toad's head. After she did that she felt terrified that she might die from the poison.
And so she waited.
Suddenly she noticed that the missing limb started to grow again on the toad.
"Truly this is and enchanted toad!" She exclaimed. Still the toad remained a toad.
She wondered why. Then[](she) remembered that she need to have a heart of gold. The only way she can show her kindness was to wet the toad's body with water. So she scooped some water from the pond and let it run on the toad's back.
As if a switch was turned on, the toad started to glow and expand. Little by little it took a form of a human being.
Finally laying in front of her was a full grown naked man. She took her shawl to cover his groin.
After the metamorphosis completed and the man was fully conscious, he started to speak.
"Thank you for you kindness. I was once a rich and powerful king but because of my wrongdoings I was cursed by a powerful wizard to become a 3 limbs toad. Being a toad was hard enough but as a cripple toad life was horrendous.
"I never thought I will ever recover. Who would expect for me to be rescued from this god forsaken place with such a stringent term?"
"My dear sir, destiny had met us together. I believe nothing happened by chance. All my life I had been kissing toads never to expect to find my true love is an enchanted poisonous toad," replied Princess Sarah.
And so they decided to get married and to continue staying there. Turned out the pond was full of gold and they don't even need to mine it. Because of that they named the place the Golden Pond. The king decided to live a simple life while Princess Sarah was happy enough that she didn't have to kiss toads ever again.
The End.
I hope you enjoy the story baby... If you allow me, I can write an illustrious story about Puteri Els who was imprisoned by an ogre and after years living under the spell of a sorcerer bloomed into a Fairy Queen.
I only sleep for 3 hours this morning. So after some reading, I'm gonna knock off early. I sent you an email with the story. I hope you enjoy reading it. Here is your lullaby: https://youtube.com/watch?v=PFpZzWdu6XM… Goodnight. I love you so much baby.
I had a good hearty meal. I ate less than usual and it is OMAD!
I'm going to read a bit and then I sleep.
Here is your lullaby:
Yeah honey, we are stuck like glue. Goodnight my darling Hachiko. I love you so much.
I don't want to have too high of a hope but I intend to quit Nicorette today.
I have to do it Sarah. I had been talking about it since early this year. This is my cut off point. Even if Lizzie stocks up I will still quit today.
Like cigarettes I will quit it eventually. It's just that I don't have a strong inclination to do it because it is a pleasant experience.
I have an alternative though. I have dates.
Today, I will insist on OMAD.
I need 3 wins during this MCO:
No Nicorette
30 minutes Elliptical
OMAD Fast
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You know something Sarah. I can only play this game with Els as long as I am on the high ground. That is none other than time and money.
Also I need persistence. Never give up.
In the end it is just a game. It is not even a major event. It is just a hobby.
I have time to kill, I have some money so I decided to pursue her. It could be any other hobby. Dating sites for example. The only thing with Els, she is already a captive audience. She is not going anywhere and I have nowhere to go.
A perfect combination. For a few hours a week I have a cheap thrill. The only thing now is I cannot menyakat her anymore.
So... Hobby... Time Filler... Cheap Thrill...
That's pretty much it. Something normally a playboy can afford. In a sense I am a playboy. The only difference is I call myself a gamesman.
In the final analysis she is still a Chubby Chubb by the standard set by the players. Also she eats like a truck driver.
What is my overall strategy then?
I should leverage on my time and minimize spending money on her. Time I have aplenty. Money is a limited resource.
It should be a good mix. So this year is the watch, the book and the Swiss Army Knife.
I should keep sending her the email because that is my Flagship. The tweets are nice but it should be used sparingly.
I wonder how I can rope Peter Carlos into my team?
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I just took the car for a spin just now to recharge the battery.
This is throwing the wrench into the gears. Pattern interrupt:
#traxxfm I don't know about other Tik Tok videos but I think you have immense talent as a digital artist. I imagine it require some pretty intricate talents to be creative and funny at the same time. I retweet one which I think pretty neat.
#traxxfm I said this before and I say this again; you are a polymath. And you are too smart for your own good. I change my mind. Instead of 40 Rules of Love, I'll give you the Greatest Show On Earth as your Best DJ of the Year Award.
#traxxfm The other day I was toying with the idea of becoming an online management coach. Lizzie was against the idea of me starting another consulting practice. Sarah was also against the idea of me selling my time anymore. So here I am manning CCC
I like this bundle of energy Sarah. Although she plays games with me, I am mentally stimulated by interacting with her.
#traxxfm My time is now divided between you, Lizzie and Sarah. So I am truly the Darwin's Hawk Moth. I am a specific pollinator. Only serving a special kind of orchids.
That should anchor the concept of the Tetrahedron.
#traxxfm Don't worry about sexual intimacy. All three are platonic relationships. I dropped Kristina because you are not happy with her. Maybe in the afterlife she is my houri (I don't know). But that's as far as I am taking it. So carpe diem!
Sarah, as I told you before, Els is going to be here to stay. She makes me happy when she plays according to the rules of course. Still, she is a Free Radical. So I let her have it her own way.
#traxxfm OK baby, until the next gig this Monday. I'll write to you tonight. Maybe I'll share you a fairytale that I told Sarah. Storytelling is one of my forte. I don't know if Sarah will be embarrassed by it. It was created out of nothing LOL
